Mid-life Crisis

I know someone who's starting his midlife crisis at the age of 60. I decided that would be too late for me since I don't wanna live to be 120. So, I'm starting my midlife crisis right now (early) at the age of 34. It's better this way. I get to hike tall mountains (like Humphreys) and jump off 20+ foot cliffs without all the hospital stays that I'd incur at the age of 60. ~7/26/09