Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Bathroom Stall Insanity

Ever been sitting in a stall and the other person leaves, but turns the lights out? Only so long before you start laughing uncontrollably. And what about the next guy that walks in? The lights are out and someone in the stall is laughing uncontrollably. What are they thinking? You wanna clarify, but there's this invisible barrier. Not allowed to talk between the stall barrier and the outside.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Java 2:12

As the Good Book says in Java 2:12, "A person who drinketh coffee diverts an hour of sleep, but a person who creates and serves espresso concoctions pleases the assembly."