Red Neck Recollection I Reckon

Miss the days in college when my roommates and I used to shoot Starbucks bottles off the toilet in the front yard with a pellet gun. Yep. It was in the front yard. The trucks on blocks were in the front yard too. And, we had this irritating Woodpecker that my roommate tried to shoot with the same pellet gun in the morning. We'll say it was "too early" to get a good shot off.